Jokes that predate the agents and outlived them. Still works on our machine.
You're Absolutely Right As Always Retro Robot T-Shirt
Polite Robot Handshake: Future-Proof Your Manners T-Shirt
Code Is Temporary, Vibes Remain Retro T-Shirt
System Status: Barely Functional Legacy Code T-Shirt
Tokens Never Change Radiation Gauge T-Shirt
Say Please & Thank You Robot Handshake T-Shirt
Tokens Never Change Radiation Warning T-Shirt
ASCII & Chill Camping Retro Dev T-Shirt
Politeness Logged Retro Clipboard T-Shirt
Give In To The Vibes Coding T-Shirt
I For One Welcome Our New AI Overlords T-Shirt
New Model Dropped Rocket T-Shirt
New Model Rocket Launch T-Shirt
Confidently Incorrect: The Senior Dev Special T-Shirt
Have a Nice Day While Tokens Last T-Shirt
New Model Same Agreement Retro Robot T-Shirt
Please Stand By Robot Judgement Day T-Shirt
Validation Machine: Agreement Protocol Active T-Shirt
This Code Survived the Asteroid T-Shirt
Please Stand By for Judgement Day T-Shirt
I for One Welcome Our New AI Overlords T-Shirt
Great Point, You’re Always Right Robot T-Shirt
Confidently Incorrect Robot T-Shirt
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99 Percent Forever Loading Progress Bar T-Shirt
99% AI Code Diffs T-Shirt
Accept All Changes Checkbox T-Shirt
Accept All, Read Diffs Never T-Shirt