Talk To My Agents T-Shirt

Talk To My Agents T-Shirt

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$34.95
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Talk To My Agents T-Shirt
  • Talk To My Agents T-Shirt
Talk To My Agents T-Shirt
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Talk To My Agents T-Shirt

$34.95
ColorBlack
Size

Size guide — Comfort Colors 1717

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S18.2526.6
M20.2528
L2229.4
XL2430.75
2XL2631.6
3XL27.7532.5

Comfort Colors 1717 published measurements, garment laid flat. Chest is measured across the front one inch below the armhole — double it for the full circumference. Length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. The fit is relaxed and true to size. Printify quotes a ±1.5 in tolerance on these measurements, and garment-dyed cotton may shrink slightly in length on a hot wash.

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Description

A capybara in headphones, on a skateboard, with several agents doing the actual work. He has never once checked on them.
Care

Cold water, inside out. Tumble dry low, or hang it — hanging is slower and better, which is the general theme.

Garment-dyed cotton can bleed a little on the first wash, so keep it away from anything pale you're attached to. No bleach, no fabric softener. If you iron it, iron the back.
Shipping & returns

2-5 business days in production, then 3-5 in transit. Call it a week and a half and don't watch the tracking.

Shipping is calculated at checkout. US only for now.

If it turns up damaged, defective, or not what you ordered, tell us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund it — unworn, in the condition it arrived. We can't take returns for the wrong size or a change of mind, so have a look at the size guide before you order. Full terms in our refund policy.

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Close-up of a folded sage green t-shirt showing the ribbed collar, hem and garment-dyed cotton weave

The shirt

What you’re actually getting

Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed so the colour sits in the fibre instead of on top of it. It softens every wash instead of cracking. Not a thin blend that pills into a rag by spring.
Person in a relaxed-fit sage green t-shirt at an oak desk with a mechanical keyboard and ceramic mug

The idea

Built for the quiet part of the job

Most of the work isn’t the demo. It’s the long stretch at the desk with a mug going cold, waiting on a build to finish. This is a shirt for that part — heavy, loose, and not trying to get anyone’s attention.
Illustration of a calm capybara in a sage hoodie sitting at a desk with a mug and notebook

The club

Support that actually replies

Ask us anything — sizing, tracking, a print that didn’t land right — and you’ll get a real answer, usually the same day. No ticket queue, no scripted first reply, no bot pretending to be someone called Sam.

Questions about the club?

Where do you ship?

The United States only, for now. We’d rather do one country properly than five badly.
How long will it take?

Two to five business days to print, then three to five in transit — call it a week and a half. Those are averages, not promises: printing slows around holidays, and we’d rather say so now than after you’ve ordered.
Will I get a tracking number?

Yes. A tracking link lands in your inbox as soon as the shirt ships.
What size should I get?

Check the size guide on this page against a shirt you already like, rather than guessing from S/M/L. These are garment-dyed and cut relaxed, so they sit loose on purpose.
What is the shirt made of?

Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, 6.1 oz. Heavy, soft, and it gets better the more you wash it.
What if it doesn’t fit?

Email support@capycodingclub.com and we’ll sort it out. The full terms live in the refund policy.